Conversion chart to interpret antique car adds

Found this tooling around on the net.
Thought it was worth a laugh

Comments

  • The "one owner" can be also be interpreted. I did some restoration a Hudson for the third owner. He sold it. The seller/dealer listed it as "one owner" When i challenged him. His reply was "There is only one owner on the title".  
  • SuperDave said:
    The "one owner" can be also be interpreted. I did some restoration a Hudson for the third owner. He sold it. The seller/dealer listed it as "one owner" When i challenged him. His reply was "There is only one owner on the title".  
    Dave, That is hilarious.
  • Hey how about the famous"ran when parked"  ?
  • Years ago there was a list like that in Cars and Parts. The one I remember is "Lost Storage" means neighbors finally called the cops.
  • "Handyman's dream"   More like a nightmare!
  • "Easy restoration" is my favorite bs add.