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Old gent trying to tell his buddy about good restaurant---I can't remember but my wife will know--looks at wife--what's those pretty flowers we have by the patio?--wife--ROSES--old gent--Yeah Rose,what's that restaurant we went to last week ?---THAT"S WHY !!!---BUD

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WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? > MAN: Definitely not!> WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? > MAN: Of course I do. > WOMAN: Then why Wouldn't you remarry? > MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. > WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) > MAN: (makes audible groan) > WOMAN:Would you sleep with her in our bed?MAN: Where else would we sleep? > WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers? > MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. > WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs? > MAN: No, she's left-handed. > WOMAN: - - - silence - - - > MAN: ****.