Overshare!

Nevada Hudson

Took the other '56 Hudson to a local car show This Thursday,( the one in this photo) and this little old lady comes up to me and says "My husband and I made love in the back seat of a Hudson, he is 81 now." I was floored! Didn't know what to say. So I said "Thanks for sharing!"

PAULARGETYPE

ARE YOU LENDING HER YOUR CAR ??

jjbubaboy

LMAO, Paul!
Good one! )

MikeWA

Old man in wheelchair, old woman with walker, at the nursing home:

He: I was unfaithful to you once. With some redhead. In the men's room of a pool hall in 1961. I was drunk.

She: That was me.

raidmagic

Reminds me of one of my all time favorite jokes.




At a diner an old couple are eating and reminiscing about their past. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes", she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

Geoff

Old age creeps on!

Hudsonrules

Hudson step downs and drive in movies, need I say more?

Nevada Hudson

Really did not want a dirty joke on this thread.

hornet53

Is that why I won that Sponsor's Choice trophy from the Women of the Moose Lodge?

hudsontech

Fellow at the age of 89 was being interviewed by a local TB station. When asked what he attributed his many years to he said "Jealous husbands who were lousy shots!!"

Hudsonly,
Alex Burr
Memphi, TN