Re: [HSS] Re: Questions

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randybeall32 wrote:

>

> It is okay to say that, I understand that the underwear he speaks of

> is in the garage soaked in oil, not having been worn in many months.

> Not really as self condemming as it sounds.

> Randy

>

> --- In HudsonSuperSix16-29@y..., Hudson29@a... wrote:

> >

> > In a message dated 4/16/02 9:47:58 PM, geoffclark@x... writes:

> >

> > << May the fleas of a thousand camels infest my

> > underwear. >>

> >

> > Gee Geoff, that's quite a penalty for a simple error. What do

> you afflict

> > yourself with if you REALLY screw up?

> >

> >

> >

> > Paul O'Neil, Hudson29@a...

> > Fullerton, California USA

> >

Stages of underwear condition:

Stage 1, for donning under the outer garments, purpose; generally

protecting delicate parts from extreme temperatures.



Stage 2, for wearing around the house under tatty shorts and t-shirt

during hot spells, purpose; to stop said tatty shorts from scratching

crown jewels etc.



Stage 3, for polishing delicate parts, such as headlamp reflectors,

dashboard, walnut door sills, etc.



Stage 4, For applying polish to paintwork, polishing and buffing of

said paintwork.



Stage 5, for wiping oil off tools, hands; cleaning engine block,

bulkhead, engine parts, etc.



Stage 6, for wiping general gunge off chassis components before

greasing, mopping up spilled used oil from concrete floor etc.



Stage 8, for improving the lot of poor underpriveleged persons, by

disposing of in the "Used clothing" collection bags.



Don't ever accuse me of not getting maximum utilisation, or not

supporting the recycling revolution.