FW: If My Body Were a Car...

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From: Ken Lessard
[mailto:kcl51@msn.com]

Sent: Monday, February 19, 2007
8:53 PM

To: Billy C; BK; Bob Poules;
Boomer; Brian Chick; Ceil; Dara8890; Edee & Jeff; Fred; Gail; gammmm;
Jerre; Jim; JLDANCHIK; Lynn; Maggie; Mark; Mary; Mike Tenney; Rob; Smitty;
Stacy

Subject: Fw: If My Body Were a
Car...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a
car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer
model.  I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint
job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.  My
headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up
close.  My traction is not as graceful as it once was.   I slip
and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My
whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my
maximum speed.  My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of
it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks
or my exhaust backfires.

 

 

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