What are the 2 things a man brags about being the smallest?

rambos_ride
rambos_ride Senior Contributor
edited November -1 in HUDSON
1. His Cellphone
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2. His Doc Hudson Toy!
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  • Unknown
    Unknown
    The Three Little Hudsons. A good making for a children's story there.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Where in the heck did you find that HUGE[SIZE="function(){return this.length}"]bottle cap?[/SIZE]
  • Nevada Hudson
    Nevada Hudson Senior Contributor
    (1) The price you told your Wife you paid for your Hudson.

    (2) The amount of money you told your Wife you currently spend on your Hudson.
  • hdsn49
    hdsn49 Senior Contributor
    Nevada Hudson,



    You have that one right.
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    Hare We Go Agin !!! Man Yuh All"s Buckets !!!
  • rambos_ride
    rambos_ride Senior Contributor
    Nevada Hudson wrote:
    (1) The price you told your Wife you paid for your Hudson.
    (2) The amount of money you told your Wife you currently spend on your Hudson.

    I feel your pain ;) but sadly no - wifey here, yet - someday(?)...that's why I get to buy myself toys with no remorse, guilt or trepidation :D

    The one with the most toys wins...
  • hdsn49
    hdsn49 Senior Contributor
    You know what they say:



    "The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys"
  • rambos_ride
    rambos_ride Senior Contributor
    37 Terraplane#2 wrote:
    Hare We Go Agin !!! Man Yuh All"s Buckets !!!

    If its not too nasty ~ can you translate "Man Yuh All's Buckets !!"

    I've never heard that one before! :p
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User]
    well i was thinking one was the size of his wifes derriere'
  • Browniepetersen
    Browniepetersen Senior Contributor
    Around my house the difference between men and boys is who tells his wife the truth?
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User]
    Nevada Hudson wrote:
    (1) The price you told your Wife you paid for your Hudson.

    (2) The amount of money you told your Wife you currently spend on your Hudson.



    YUP!



    Dave W.
  • SamJ
    SamJ Senior Contributor
    The advantage of paying attention in math class: when telling your wife the cost of something Hudson-related, you know how to move a decimal point. :D
  • Unknown
    Unknown
    MAN YUH ALL:S BUCKETS MEANS FOLLOW HOOPITY!!! I allus thot thu important part of de reire was de geer ratio
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User]
    SamJ wrote:
    The advantage of paying attention in math class: when telling your wife the cost of something Hudson-related, you know how to move a decimal point. :D





    Or my favorite: Subtract 60% and add 7 bucks. Works every time.





    Dave W.
  • hudsontech
    hudsontech Senior Contributor
    Jack Clifford was a devotee of 6=8 - what he didn't say there were a couple zero's missing, so the equation actually means:

    a wife 60 inches tall will give her husband 80 lumps when she finds out what he REALLY paid for the Hudson or the parts, thereon.



    Hudsonly,

    Alex Burr
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